Well burn my retina and call me blind but what in the hell are these? That's a paraphrasal of the apoplectic shock I experienced when subjecting my peepers to these Opening Ceremony atrocities. What's more chic online boutique Amelie is stocking them! Erm....more like trying to get rid of them it seems. We'll forgive the sartorial slip up. Normally OC are quite forward in foot fashion but these look like something from a hospital or old age home. I'm all about comfort but these, pardon the pun, are taking it a step too far.